ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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