I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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