You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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