Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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