yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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