Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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