that's an acceptable place to lick
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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