I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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