What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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