ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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