I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
the raccoons are back...
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