they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
God, I missed his penis.
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