She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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