So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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