You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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