I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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