Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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