I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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