butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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