He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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