Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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