i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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