We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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