If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
