soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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