I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster