I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We have so much sex to catch up on
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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