I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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