3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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