all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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