Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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