Cold hands, warm shart.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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