Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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