Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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