THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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