haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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