You just made me feel so damn special
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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