He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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