If i come over, it means nothing
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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