Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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