I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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