FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
its not stalking. its research.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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