After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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