I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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