I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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