Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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