we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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