oh god the rape fog is back!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
do nipples grow back?
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