he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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