She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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