What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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