I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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