It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it was like eating out sand paper
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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