He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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