If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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